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This is all Cassi's fault.

So Tommy's out walking around in the neighborhood, minding his own business when someone sidles up to him and is like "Tommy, I need to talk to you." Tommy, being the charitable soul he is, is like "Yeah, what's up?" The guy is like "It's about your brother, Kevin." Tommy sighs and is like, "How much does he owe you?" The guy is like, "Nah. IT's not about a bet. I just... I thought you might be interested to know that me and some other guys saw Kevin coming out of X bar with a bunch of folks last night." And Tommy's like, "Yeah? Kevin's old enough." And the guy is like, "Nah, Tommy, you don't understand. X bar? It's a FAG BAR."

And so at that point, maybe there's a little introspection about Kevin and how he and Tommy have done some stuff (handjobs, blowjobs) but Tommy never made much of it and he didn't think Kevin had either. And Tommy's getting more upset and more ANGRY (jealous) the more he thinks about it. So he calls the house looking for Kevin and Sean or Helen are like, "He went out. Nah, he didn't say where he was going. Maybe he's at the bar." So Tommy calls the bar and Kevin's not there either. So he's MORE pissed and he goes down to X bar and goes in and sees Kevin flirting with some dude. And Tommy walks up and he's like "What are you doing, Kevin??" And Kevin's startled and freaked out and he's like, "Tommy? What are you doing here?" And Tommy's like, "Getting you outta here. C'mon, let's go." And Kevin's friend is like, "I think we're all right, man. Why don't you step?" And Tommy doesn't even say anything, just punches him DEAD IN THE FACE. And then he grabs Kevin and starts dragging him out and Kevin's like, "Aw, man...you didn't have to do that."

So he gets Kevin outside and he's dragging him along and Tommy's like, "What the FUCK are you doing, Kev? You know this would kill ma." And Kevin's like, "I'm not like you and Seanie, okay? I'm just..." And Tommy's like, "SHUT UP. SHUT UP." And he drags Kevin SOMEWHERE and pushes him down and strips his pants and fucks him. And the whole time he's like, "Is this what you want, Kev?" And at first, Kevin's not saying anything, just kind of squirming and grunting but then Tommy starts hitting his prostate and he's like "YES. YES, OKAY? YES IT IS."

And so when it's over, Tommy kind of pushes Kevin away 'cause he's still angry, but he's starting to think again and real mean, he's like, "Do I need to get tested?"

And Kevin's like "WHAT?"

Tommy: "If you've been playing hide the salami with a bunch of mooks, I gotta right to know. Do. I. Need. To. Get. Tested?"

And Kevin's HURT. And he's just like, "I haven't done THAT with anyone, you jerk. Yeah. Thanks for being my first, Tommy."

And then Tommy just BUCKLES and he grabs Kevin and he's holding his face and their foreheads are mashed together and Tommy's just like, "Then make sure I'm your ONLY."

Date: 2007-03-27 04:07 pm (UTC)
ext_12410: (tbd - kevin (by seafoam))
From: [identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com
man, i don't know whether to laugh or cry. except my first reaction is "aww, kevin." i really love how un-schmoopy it is, tho, at least on the surface.

Date: 2007-03-27 04:37 pm (UTC)
meredevachon: (wherever you are)
From: [personal profile] meredevachon
*glee*

Oh, this is brilliant. Harsh and painful, but brilliant.

Date: 2007-03-27 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firelakie.livejournal.com
Why thank you, Cassi!

The world needs a lot more schmoop, PT.

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