Untitled Birthday Fic for Cassi

Hello Cassi! I hope you see this. I'm going to email you with the link anyway, so...whatever.

The point IS, it's your birthday. And I have not written anything for any of my other friends on their birthdays lately, even though I love them, because I am lame and overwhelmed. But I wrote something for you. Because THAT'S HOW DEEP MY LOVE IS, BITCH!

*coughs*

And I may have heard sometime, someplace that you like schmoop. And boy howdy...this is really schmoopy. Happy birthday, love, to the bestest stalker ever. I adore you. *hugs*

( huge honking spoilers for 'The Killing Moon' )