"Keeping the home fires burning?" she asks with a small, wry twist of her lips.

That's just...so ironically...Creepy.

"I'm not made of china," she said, the first time they had sex, "and I swear to God if you don't fucking stick that thing in me like it's got a purpose, I'll get someone who can."

You and Mona are the only ones that can make me LIKE Jess. Ever.

Jess's eyes light up and he sees some of the hurt melt out of them. "Well, yeah," she says, rolling her eyes. "I'm pretty fucking wonderful."

That's SUCH a Dean statement. HEEE