AKB: Kane

Jan. 5th, 2009 01:24 am
[personal profile] thecatevari
Chris's family moved around a lot, usually just a deal and a paycheck ahead of Commerce. When their luck finally busted, Chris's whole family was liquidated. Chris was eleven years old and immediately tapped for body-slave training.

Born 1974
Entered slavery 1985
Bought 1986 by Lady Marlee Matlin, an abolitionist. She kept him for a year (nonsexually) before she tried to sneak him out of the country but was betrayed. Christian was remanded to Commerce and she lost all her money and standing, though she managed--somehow--to stay out of prison or slavery.
Bought 1989 (14) by Paul Reubens. (bad)
Bought 1990 (15) by Billy Zane (really bad)
Bought 1990 (15) by Jeremy Irons (sadist but not as bad as Zane)
Bought 1991 (16) by Nick Nolte (bad)
Bought 1992 (17) by the Coen Brothers (really kind of fucked up, but not bad, all things being equal)
Bought 1993 (18) by Julia Roberts (fairly decent, actually)
Bought 1995 (19) by Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Date: 2009-01-05 05:20 pm (UTC)
meredevachon: (kane-eyes)
From: [personal profile] meredevachon
Oh, Christian.

I probably should not be so gleeful at how messed up his life has been, right?

Date: 2009-01-05 05:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-24 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trishabooms.livejournal.com
Was Kane a virgin when Reubens bought him?

Date: 2009-10-24 01:17 am (UTC)
poisontaster: Screencap of Moana, leaning into the wind (Chris Kane)
From: [personal profile] poisontaster
Oh, yes. He was worth more that way.

Date: 2009-10-24 01:27 am (UTC)
poisontaster: Screencap of Moana, leaning into the wind (Default)
From: [personal profile] poisontaster
Also, Reubens is known by his contact at Commerce to prefer virgins. He likes to be first.

Date: 2009-10-24 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trishabooms.livejournal.com
I can use that too!



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