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A timeline of ownership:


Birth-7yo = Free. He was seized by his mother's creditors for debt clearance.
7 yo = Sold to Tom Cruise.
10yo = Cruise starts fucking him.
12yo = Kidman starts fucking him.
14yo = He gets 'damaged' by the dogs and is sold to Val Kilmer.
15.5yo = Kilmer sells him to Timothy Hutton.
16yo = Hutton's fortunes fail and he has to liquidate assets. He sells him to Courteney Cox.
18yo = Cox gets married to D. Arquette, gives Jensen to him as a wedding present. A couple days later, Arquette loses Jensen to Q. Tarantino in a drunken poker game.
21yo = Tarantino trades Jensen to Ben Afflectk for 2 girl slaves, Rose and Uma.
22yo = Affleck marries Garner, who doesn't want him around. Affleck gives Jensen to Matt Damon.
25yo = Damon sells Jensen to Leonardo DiCaprio.
26yo = DiCaprio sells him to Crowe in return for certain trade favors.
28yo = Crowe goes into massive debt and Jensen is siezed as part of his assets. Jensen's sold in open auction to B. Crudup, his 11th owner.
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